| Comment perdre ses amis et se mettre tout le monde à dos |
 Canada |
| Cómo perder a tus amigos |
 Mexico |
| Como Perder Amigos e Alienar Outros |
 Portugal |
| Dost Kazığı |
 Turkey |
| Hogy veszítsük el barátainkat és idegenítsük el az embereket? |
 Hungary |
| Hopplös och hatad av alla |
 Sweden |
| How to Lose Friends |
 Denmark |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
 Australia |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
Canada |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
 United Kingdom |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
United Kingdom |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
 Netherlands |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
 Singapore |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
 USA |
| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
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| How to Lose Friends & Alienate People |
 South Africa |
| How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (alternative spelling) |
Canada |
| How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (alternative spelling) |
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| Jak se zbavit prátel a zustat úplne sám |
 Czechoslovakia |
| Jak stracić przyjaciół i zrazić do siebie ludzi |
 Poland |
| Kaip prarasti draugus ir atstumti žmones |
 Lithuania |
| Kako izgubiti prijatelje i otuđiti se od ljudi |
 Croatia |
| Kako izgubiti prijatelje i otuđiti se od ljudi |
 Serbia |
| Kako izgubiti prijatelje in se odtujiiti od ljudi |
 Slovenia |
| Kuidas kaotada sõpru ja võõrduda inimestest |
 Estonia |
| New York für Anfänger |
 West Germany |
| Nueva York para principiantes |
 Spain |
| Pos na haseis tous filous sou (transliterated title) |
 Greece |
| Star System - Se non ci sei non esisti |
 Italy |
| Um Louco Apaixonado |
 Brazil |
| Un Anglais à New York |
 France |
| Πώς να χάσεις τους φίλους σου |
Greece |
| Как да губиш приятели и да дразниш хората |
 Bulgaria |
| Как потерять друзей и заставить всех тебя ненавидеть |
 Russia |
| Як втратити друзів і змусити всіх тебе ненавидіти |
 Ukraine |
| セレブ・ウォーズ ニューヨークの恋に勝つルール |
 Japan |
| 如何眾叛親離 |
 Taiwan |
